Before anything else, what this is not.
This program does not cover weapons use, weapons handling, or weapons construction. It covers home security, deterrence, door and visitor protocol, neighborhood mutual aid, and knowing your local law — the parts that a family in an apartment can actually use and that we can source honestly.
It is not medical, legal or tactical advice. The certificate in Document 13 is a self-assessed household record — a dated page your own household fills in and keeps. It is not a credential, and buying this is not "getting certified."
How long it actually takes. The full program is about 82 hours across twelve weeks. There is a core path of about 59 hours — roughly five hours a week — that still reaches Stage 2 by the end of the ninety days. Those are the real numbers, printed before you pay rather than discovered afterwards.
Most preparedness material is written for a fit adult who can lift forty pounds and leave on foot. That describes almost nobody's actual household. Your household is only as mobile as its slowest member — and if that member is elderly, very young, or cannot carry weight or walk far, a plan built for a runner is not a plan, it is a list of things you cannot do.
NOBODY RUNS is a twelve-week training program written the other way round. It starts from the household you have, in the home you have, and builds up through a staged curriculum with a threat model, a decision tree, assessments with answer keys, printable forms, and a competency passport that records what your household has actually practised.
What the buyer gets
One ZIP download containing:
- All 16 documents as print-ready A4 PDFs — 175 pages, vector text that is selectable and searchable, ready to print or read on a screen.
- The same 16 documents as plain Markdown, if you want to edit a form or keep notes in your own tools.
- A large-print variant of every document — same text, larger type and wider line spacing (333 pages), for a household member who needs it.
- The Customer README as the first thing you see, so the load, the refund policy and what the program refuses to cover are in front of you before you start.
No app, no subscription, no login. Files you keep, print and reuse.
Read the full program page — all 16 documents, honest notes and refunds →
